Sunday, 29 May 2022

29 VCCA

It’s 1994 now, and I’m on a residency in Virginia Center for the Creative Arts, in a corner of Sweet Briar College, near Lynchburg (named after the ‘Hanging Judge’) and 4 miles away from Walton’s Mountain on the Blue Ridge Highway. Sounds great eh? Except everyone thought I was a weirdo for wanting to visit the Walton sawmill. The Waltons had been shown much later on TV in UK than in the US, and no longer part of the cultural hinterland. Disappointed. They did take me to Jerry Falwell’s mountain though, which seemed much more in their headspace.   

VCCA was full of musicians, composers, visual artists and writers. Each is given a studio to work in with a bed to lie down on if you feel tired. I borrowed a camcorder. It was the first time I had used one. The advice I was given was ‘Gee you have to move much slower than you think’. I suppose that set the tone. Lunch appears mysteriously and silently in a bucket outside the door so not to distract. Mesmeric. I bought windchimes. Everyone was quite bemused that I had been in Sweet Briar for two months having never been anywhere else in USA, and getting a skewed perspective for sure. Met lovely people… including writer Joanie Puma (Hopi chanting in the empty swimming pool) painter Julia Jacquette (who finally took me to NYC at night in the back of a pickup to see her recording ‘Root Canal’ as bassist in a metal band) and Max Goldfarb who later invited me to contribute to his Incident Report project


We made an artist's BÜK! Perhaps more of that later. We were inspired by a book artist that visited. In a walk we had together, passing a cemetery, she told me she had had a heart pacemaker fitted. Her specialist told her that pacemakers were normally taken out of the body after death, but that in America this didn’t happen for some legal reason. It put her on edge to imagine all those devices still beating away under the ground. For how long?


Max / Julia / Joan 



Sunday, 22 May 2022

30 BÜKS!

DAS BÜK! I eventually found our book from VCCA (minus the original ironic cover made from two large slabs of bark) that I had instigated as a mail-art opportunity to keep in touch after returning home. Seeing it now I realise people didn’t take it too seriously. It must have been more my thing. Joan’s page was nice though

https://www.learnevents.com/blog/2015/09/07/imagery-vs-text-which-does-the-brain-prefer/


Over the years I’ve considered this a lot. What do we remember from art? Film courses are full of return of the hero type screenwriting advice. I’ve been on some of them. The big Hollywood writers admit that although these formulae exist, they are useless to use in any meaningful way. People still buy the how-to books however. I bought one, Save the Cat There is one bit in it I liked called ‘Double Marzipan’. The idea being if you have two elements in a story, one can be free (subjective) and one not. EG You probably should not use fuzzy abstract imagery to illustrate fuzzy abstract poetry. I made an artist's book out of it. It’s a silent book (that looks noisy).


Kurt Schwitters has long been a hero that returns to me. An artist known for his commitment to total art work Gesamtkunstwerk. Although we know him as the king of collage, he was as much a writer as a visual artist. There is a book about this called PPPPPP 


I made my own little total art book as a lock-down project in 2020. Connecting old and new, online and off. Slightly disappointed now I spelled (or is it spelt?) NAPOLEONIC wrong. I’m stuck with it now. Old media eh?




Sunday, 15 May 2022

31 Muse

A friend of mine had ‘If music be the food of love, play on’ painted in large script with a violin on a statement wall in her new flat. She must have been excited. She has moved since, and I’ve not been invited to her new house. There is a long history of visual music worth reading.


I’ve been told that if you are good at maths you are good at music. I’m not sure what that means. Does it mean sight-reading sheet music, or being able to do the dad-dance at 150 bpm? (that’s a number). My son Luke is very musical. He doesn’t like maths though. Was it his teachers? To help him at school I ordered what I understood to be child-friendly maths books by Carol Vorderman, the pretty lady on the telly. The delivery was late. I was away on a trip for a few weeks and they arrived a week after I had left. On his birthday. He thought it was a present I had sent him from the Middle East. Nae luck. He will probably cite that incident in later life. I’m sure I bought him a birthday present too, although I don’t remember what that was now. Must be my mathematical mind. A lesson from school


I’m on the left https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMSbDwpIyF4


A painting tutor of mine used to play Sibelius at top volume in class. We put up with it probably because his son was Edwyn Collins, who was in Orange Juice, a big band in the eighties that we liked better than Sibelius. Did then anyway. At that time and at that age the biggest connection between art and music was the gatefold LP. Nice. Even now.


The art expert in this newspaper article seems to be concerned with only a subsection of what visual art is. She was probably chosen for that reason by the journalist. I wonder why that was?


D I GH T Y




Sunday, 8 May 2022

32 Composition

It depends who you speak to… when you say artist

In certain quarters, conversation immediately turns to someone with a vocoder and leather trousers. Although there is crossover. Composition has this too. 


Visual art is bombarded with helpful rules, procedures and devices to make it look right... The Golden Ratio, The rule of thirds, perspective, the double fold, camera lucida, looking at your thumb with one eye.


It doesn’t stop. Claude, Gray, Cozens, Gilpin, Cowper. Amazing. Perhaps too much. And that’s just the old ones. My wife’s drawings are interesting. In the dark they look like Samuel Palmer. In the daytime we see the felt-tips. 


They are not averse to the old UV treatment either


Blurs, Blots and Clouds: Architecture and the Dissolution of the Surface


https://www.diatrope.com/stork/StorketalCRCBook.pdf


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasujir%C5%8D_Ozu






Sunday, 1 May 2022

33 Posh

In Edinburgh, SCIS proudly announce that 1 in 4 pupils are educated at a private school, the highest proportion in the UK. Our son went to the local school, which is code. In Glasgow it is a different percentage. They say things like ‘can yeez no jist send yer bairns tae the school?’ They don’t want to in the capital though. They need to make sure girlfriends are from the same income bracket. Keep the money in the family. How common.

My mother is a smart cookie. She doesn’t like being looked down on however. She likes jigsaws and wordplay. She knows what the word CARNAPTIOUS means. There was even a family spat in recent years about ONOMATOPOEIA. Whatever.


Standing as it does for Port Over Starboard Home, and with it’s origins in The Raj, POSH even has a song. Condescension, wealth, breeding, righteousness, deservedness, arbiters of taste, code switching… unlike my art school: punk rock, listening in horror to classmates talking about buying shares, overnight bus to London, waking up to beans and chips in what’s it called?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Snobs


Accents alive and kicking

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jun/12/accent-discrimination-is-alive-and-kicking-in-britain-study-suggests?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other


Then there’s Brian Sewell


Private View https://youtu.be/A5qKgYgRvPA